August 15, 2004
Steyn Boils It Down
In this
Chicago Sun Times piece:
A handful of Kerry's 'band of brothers' are traveling around with his campaign. Most of the rest, including a majority of his fellow swift boat commanders and 254 swiftees from Kerry's Coastal Squadron One, are opposed to his candidacy. That is an amazing ratio and, if snot-nosed American media grandees don't think there's a story there, maybe they ought to consider another line of work. To put it in terms they can understand, imagine if Dick Cheney campaigned for the presidency on the basis of his time at Halliburton, and a majority of the Halliburton board and 80 percent of the stockholders declared he was unfit for office. More to the point, on the swift vets' first major allegation -- Christmas in Cambodia -- the Kerry campaign has caved.
i love that Halliburton analogy. And this too:
Thirty-five years on, having no appealing campaign themes, the senator decides to run for president on his biography. But for the last 20 years he's been a legislative non-entity. Before that, he was accusing his brave band of brothers of mutilation, rape and torture. He spent his early life at Swiss finishing school and his later life living off his wife's inheritance from her first husband. So, biography-wise, that leaves four months in Vietnam, which he talks about non-stop. That 1986 Senate speech is typical: It was supposed to be about Reagan policy in Central America, but like so many Kerry speeches and interviews somehow it winds up with yet another self-aggrandizing trip down memory lane.
Kerry's four brilliant months, so carefully crafted by him over the course of thirty-five years, are now disintegrating into his own "four more [months] of hell."
Re: Kerry as a "legislative non-entity," allow me to recycle an old post of mine, about Clinton's regard for that great senator from Massachussetts, John Kerry. Bill didn't have much to say, in fact.
Link via Mark at The Scrolldown.
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August 13, 2004
Olympic Play-By-Play - Opening Ceremonies
[an experiment in contemporaneous blogging]
. . . i despise Katie Kouric. i really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really despise her . . .
. . . i just turned the thing on. What's up with the glowing pregnant chick? That shit is straight up weirding me out . . .
. . . Kouric's tone of voice is soooo condescending. She talks down to the viewing audience like we're a bunch of fucking babies. God she's annoying. She almost makes me not mind the short guy. What's his name? . . .
. . . Costas . . .
. . . Interesting that Bulgaria sent an all male contingent of athletes this year . . .
. . . i'm sure the German team didn't mind following the French team in the parade of nations. Germans are very used to seeing the backs of Frenchmen . . .
. . . Cool, no boos for the Americans. But what's up with that music? Is that a techno version of Albinoni's Adagio? Couldn't they have picked a happier tune for the parade? . . .
. . . i've heard from Europeans that we Americans walk differently and we're easy to pick out from a crowd because of the way we carry ourselves. It doesn't matter what we wear, either. i can't put my finger on the difference, but i see it when i look at our team. It's almost like an optimism, if it's possible to exude optimism while walking . . .
. . . Best looking guys so far have been on the Bosnia-Herzegovinian and Irish teams . . .
. . . Italy too . . .
. . . i bet that blue haired Cameroonian chick was pissed when she saw the blue haired Italian chick steal her idea . . .
. . . Del Harris?! What the fuck are you doing on the Chinese team? He's the Manchurian coach! i hope no one shows him the queen of diamonds. Damn traitor . . .
. . . Time for another beer . . .
. . . The Iraqi team got a nice reception too. That's very cool . . .
. . . The Cook Island team wins the gold for having the most fun during the parade of nations. i wanna party with those guys . . .
. . . More blue hair. This time on a Mexican chick . . .
. . . That guy carrying the flag of Mauritania looks like the black dude from Gladiator . . .
. . . The Brits are all dressed like they just came from the Village. (not Shyamalan's village . . . McGoohan's) . . .
. . . The Olympic Stadium really was worth waiting for. It is spectacularly beautiful . . .
. . . But is there anything more boring than an Olympic opening ceremony? Maybe an Olympic closing ceremony . . .
. . . Still, it is amazing when you think that the Olympics were invented in that exact place, three thousand years ago . . .
. . . AθHNA . . .
. . . Now here come the runners, passing off what appears to be the largest fattie spliff ever rolled . . .
. . . Holy shit. At first i thought the dude was using that fattie to chain light the world's most gigantic joint. But then, as the torch slowly began to rise, it's true symbolism became obvious. Those perv Greeks built a huge working replica of an erect phallus! . . .
. . . i think i'm blushing . . .
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The Aussies have the same walk. I didn't notice it on anyone else, but I didn't stay to the end.
Posted by: Erik at August 13, 2004 10:46 PM (eKeht)
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i don't doubt that at all.
Posted by: annika! at August 13, 2004 11:38 PM (XUQP4)
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I was kind of wondering

I've heard that thing about how Americans walk before, and I've always thought that Americans walk just like everybody else... But the only "everybody else" I'm familiar with is Aussies.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 14, 2004 01:05 AM (+S1Ft)
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I am not sure if its fortunate or unfortunate - but yes Americans are known throughout the world - immediately. Spot us from the way we dress - to the way we walk - to our fat. You can walk into a crowded club, restaurant - and you can pick us out immediately. Its not optimism. Its cockiness. The only people cockier than Americans are the British. And then there are the Aussies. All British colonies.
Sometimes it makes you proud. Sometimes its embarrassing. Especially Americans abroad for the first time.
"You know in America - McDonalds is HUGE..."
"You know in America - everything is NEWER..."
"Thats so stupid - why do Europeans do it that way... In America - we do it this way - and its BETTER..."
Shit, you are not in America. Sigh.
Posted by: gsj at August 14, 2004 08:07 AM (ftDX1)
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my mom said stuff like that when she visited me in England.
And she's Danish!
Posted by: annika at August 14, 2004 09:01 AM (fxEID)
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Here is a difference I have found between American and European women:
When you walk down the street and look an American woman in the eye and smile, most of the time (young or old), she will smile back.
If you do the same thing to an European woman, she will look at the ground and not change her expression.
European women must feel oppressed.
Posted by: Jake at August 14, 2004 11:54 AM (h4tU8)
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Maybe if your fly wasn't open....
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Posted by: annika! at August 15, 2004 06:33 AM (iUHC/)
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A friend of mine and his wife went on an overseas trip with a group of Brits, and the Brits were openly hostile to my friends, being Americans. They made the trip really miserable for them, and my friends couldn't figure out why. One of the guys actually had the guts to tell them why: "When we first met you, you guys were laughing and having a good time...you were happy. And that really, is annoying." Then he said "Another reason we don't like you is because we do everything first, but you do it better."
I can't believe the guy was so candid, but also, so petty in the first place? They didn't like the Americans because "they were happy"??
Posted by: Neil Uchitel at August 15, 2004 12:47 PM (Q+NnP)
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Imagine being happy while at the Olympics. God knows how long and how much effort it took to actually qualify.
As of this writing, Americans lead in the medal count with 39. Not to be cocky, of course.
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Here's A Great Idea

i've added a new button to my sidebar. Please check it out; i think it's a great idea.
Books For Soldiers is a soldier support site that ships books, DVDs and supplies to deployed soliders and soldiers in VA hospitals, via our large volunteer network.
If you have old, but usuable paperback books sitting around, collecting dust, why not send them to a solider [sailor, airman or marine] for a big morale boost?
Thanks to
the other Annika, on whose site i discovered this.
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This is a good idea; I also like the one where American political texts and such are translated into Arabic. Not much else to say today. It's friday; I get to sit on my butt and these guys & gals are out there fighting in some hot ass weather. They deserve a moment of prayer from us.
Posted by: Scof at August 13, 2004 03:03 PM (XCqS+)
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Because special services already sends them NEW books?
Posted by: Casca at August 14, 2004 05:35 AM (q+PSF)
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i Say Again, Don't Believe The Polls
Regular listeners to
Professor Hewitt's radio show are already aware of this story, but i thought i'd reiterate it with some links.
In the recent Colorado Senate primary, the pre-election buzz was that the GOP candidates, Pete Coors and Bob Schaffer, were in a statistical dead heat. In fact, AP repeated this assumption on the day of the election.
Then, Pete Coors won by a margin of 61% to 39%!
Twenty-two percentage points is a pretty decent margin of victory, and while the press avoided calling it a landslide (the Democratic candidate won his primary with 73% of the vote) i would not hesitate to call it just that.
How did the pre-election polls get it so wrong? Were the pollsters biased? Maybe not, the primary was between two Republicans, after all. Were the polling methods faulty? i don't know the details of that particular Colorado poll, but in my opinion, most polls are screwy and inaccurate by nature.
The only polls i put any stock in are Zogby's exit polls, because they've been shown to be the most accurate after the last two presidential elections.
Another problem with poll accuracy is that people who do vote are increasingly less likely to pick up the phone, thanks to telemarketing abuse. i don't think this problem necessarily favors one party over the other, but it does make the raw data suspect. And that requires the pollster to make assumptions about who is being underestimated when the pollster adjusts the numbers for "accuracy."
The point i want to make is this: i think there's a lot more support for the GOP, and specifically for Bush-Cheney, than the pollsters and the media are willing to recognize or admit. Most of the presidential polling is deliberately skewed in favor of the Democrats, in my opinion. (Dick Morris explains how the media accomplish and justify thier biased polling in his book, Off With Their Heads.) i'm not saying the pollsters are lying. i just think they overestimate the amount of Democratic support when they adjust the raw data.
The Coors election shows how wrong the polls can be. The lesson i'm hoping to extrapolate from Colorado is that in this post 9/11 era, polling and voting are two vastly different things. i think people are a lot more serious about their vote when they actually get in the booth. They may support any number of candidates during pre-election polls, but when it's time to pull the lever, i think there's a newfound tendency to lean towards the conservative side.
i'll be very interested to see if my theory holds true in November.
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Annie:
As usual, you are on point. An additional thought is the interpretation of polls.
By way of illustration, take the national polls. They reflect (or hold themselves out to reflect) the overall popular vote at any certain moment in time. But to properly interpret them, you'd need to see the state by state raw numbers, as several states are just so lopsided that the electoral vote is often times nowhere near the way the polls appear to read.
I suspect that right now, Bush is pretty far ahead in the electoral college vote, while even or a bit behind in the popular vote.
Posted by: shelly s. at August 13, 2004 11:14 AM (My8fB)
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Allah willing. I would absolutely wet myself with happiness if Bush wound up winning by a decisive margin. (actually I'll probably still wet myself if he simply wins)
Posted by: Bill from INDC at August 13, 2004 08:27 PM (hsQf4)
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So Bush makes us save when he goes to war so that we can defeat an enemy -terrorism- that he
now admits can not be defeated? Are you people for real? I guess the fact that most Republicans never graduated high school or at most attended but a single year in college is to blame for your
complete lack of logic and reason.
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Nice spelling and grammar, idiot.
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She Does Have A Rodent-Like Quality About Her
Studies Find Rats Can Get Hooked on Drugs

Among the ways to know when a rat's hooked: It keeps trying to get cocaine even when each hit comes with an electric shock.
Or a date before the judge.
Intriguingly, 17 percent of the rats met all three measures and thus were considered addicted — while roughly 15 percent of human cocaine users become addicts . . .
Unless you count musicians and
child actors . . .
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annika, you apologize to rats RIGHT THIS FREAKIN' MINUTE!
How DARE you compare rats to Courtney Love? Every rat in the country is mad at you right now!
;~)
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August 12, 2004
Whether He Is Or Isn't Is Nobody's Business
MTV.com, a highly respected and perfectly objective news source, thinks that a certain personal lifestyle choice of New Jersey governor James McGreevey's is none of your damn business.
No, i'm not talking about his sexual preference. In fact, i'm sure they're overjoyed that McGreevey has come out of the closet.
But why won't they tell us that he's a Democrat?
Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .
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So McGreevey is a cocksucker? Name me a Democrat who isn't!
Posted by: Casca at August 12, 2004 06:04 PM (q+PSF)
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I could not have cared less - until it came out that his squeeze was on the state payroll with a six figure plus salary, and is planning to sue.
Posted by: Mark at August 12, 2004 06:26 PM (yyjwG)
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Very good post, Annika.
“But why won't they tell us that he's a Democrat?”
Obviously, you have not read the section in the Constitution dealing with freedom of the press.
The Constitution says that you must put Republican in the headline if the bad politician is a Republican. If the bad politician is a Democrat, you are not allowed to put the word Democrat any where in the story or headline.
Posted by: jake at August 12, 2004 06:58 PM (h4tU8)
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Silly me. i must not have been paying attention during my two semesters of Con History.
Posted by: annika at August 12, 2004 07:11 PM (esUbQ)
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bushs war against a nation that did not threaten America is costing us a billion dollars a day and you guys are hung up on gay love...
i am more worried about our guys who are dying in Iraq while the mullahs next door in Iran praise god for sending bush to destroy their greatest enemy. when they get done laughing at bush they go back to work on developing nukes.
Posted by: Anjin-San at August 12, 2004 08:19 PM (Ta+Sg)
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Golan Cipel is a Mossad man, and New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey is just one more victim of a Mossad honeytrap when he first met Cipel in Israel.
The homosexual relationship that probably started very early on made McGreevey, a progressive, a staunch catholic and father of two, exceptionally vulnerable to blackmail.
Surprise, surprise - Cipel found himself Governor McGreevey's Homeland Security Czar in New Jersey, a very useful and powerful position for a Mossad operative to find himself in. This appointment was made despite Cipel having no qualifications for the job, no background check being carried out and amidst tremendous resistence to the appointment.
The demand for money (always behind the jewish plots) now being talked about is smoke and mirrors to distract attention from the underlying Mossad blackmail.
If progressive Americans ever become aware of the role of Mossad in this affair the shit will really hit the fan.
You know Golan Cipel will scurry back to his jew dominants in Israel as soon as the spotlight is turned on him.
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Hmmmm, now the Mossad angle is interesting. Perhaps they wanted to bring him down for appointing that stupid fuck Lautenberg.
Posted by: Casca at August 14, 2004 05:47 AM (q+PSF)
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Cipel pronouned TSI PEL as in nipple is Mossad double agent. But no need for antisemitic comments here as above. Zizz is a motherfucker. Get lost, zozz, and use your real email next time.
Love it when the antisems come out of the closet. Sad puppies.
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Observation
You haven't really enjoyed the song "Margaritaville" until you've heard it sung to the accompaniment of an ukulele.
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August 11, 2004
Wednesday Is Poetry Day
In keeping with today's football related theme, i want to share a pretty cool website i discovered. It's called
Football Poets, and it deals with that other football, which Americans call soccer, and which i call kickball.
i may sometimes deride soccer fan, but it's an uncomfortable truth that your average hooligan has a lot in common with your stereotypical Raider fan.
Read the following poem, by a poet named simply, Glenn. Tell me if it doesn't remind you of any beloved black hole dwellers you know.
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
He wakes up to the siren of the clock beside his bed,
He rubs his eyes and starts to feel the banging in his head,
It's 8 o'clock on Sunday morn, he's only had five hours,
But he mustn't let his mates down so he summons up his powers.
He drinks a litre of diet coke to ease the dehydration,
Then sets off down to meet his mates at the petrol station,
His lift turns up and they all pile in, squashed and jammed up tight,
The car is filled with smells of beer and curry from last night.
He shouts and swears with all his mates as they change in a cold, damp room,
The boisterousness holds no bounds, it's Sunday in the tomb,
He strides out through the mist that hugs the rutted council pitch,
Up to the centre circle, hand down shorts, attending to the itch.
He tentatively shakes the hand of his foe in black and red,
Then shouts 'tails' as the tarnished coin spins above his head,
He runs, he kicks, he hurts, he spits, his vitriol unchecked,
He courts displeasure of the man, who is in black bedecked.
He leaves the battered field of play, threatening retribution,
Knowing, deep down inside, his worthless contribution,
And afterwards in the bar he's pompous, rude and haughty,
'Cos this is Sunday football and tomorrow he is forty.
He knows his days of mud and blood are nearly at an end,
The paunch that sits upon his belt is now his new best friend,
He'll fill him up with pie and ale until he's fit to burst,
But he will go on drinking to satisfy his thirst.
He staggers off the bus and somehow opens the front door,
He slumps down in the armchair and sleeps three hours or more,
He wakes up to the siren of the ambulance outside
Then cries as he realises, that Sunday football had just died.
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Hey watch it! I resemble that remark about the Raiders, you must be a Denver Pony fan. ha
Posted by: Dex at August 12, 2004 10:06 AM (h3iWz)
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No no, this blog is pro-Raiders all the way!
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Go Cal Bears!
i was pleased to see that Cal's football team is ranked in the top 25 on at least six pre-season polls. The latest is
a number 22 ranking on Sports Illustrated's poll.
SI ranks USC at number one, which is no surprise, but guess which Pac-10 team handed the Trojans their only defeat last year?
That's right, it was the Cal Bears!
Some other rankings are:
We're not on the AP's radar yet, but i'm hoping we will be, as soon as the season gets going. Watch returning junior Aaron Rodgers at QB and senior Geoff McArthur at wide receiver. McArthur averaged 115 yards per game with ten touchdowns on his way to a conference leading 1504 total yards. As a passer, Rodgers was second in the PAC-10 in yards per attempt and second only to
Matt Leinart in QB rating.
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Bears Smears, the big news in the college football world has GOT to be the formation of the GREAT WEST FOOTBALL CONFERENCE. On Oct 2nd, the mighty Jackrabbits of South Dakota State University (SDSU) will smite the Mustangs of Cal Poly (SLO). ;-)
Posted by: wobots at August 12, 2004 06:44 AM (djVNl)
Posted by: Dex at August 12, 2004 10:08 AM (h3iWz)
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Sadly my dear, preseason polls are horseshit. No way the Buckeyes aren't in the top five.
Posted by: Casca at August 12, 2004 06:32 PM (q+PSF)
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Guess which team is going to get their lunch handed back to them in the Coliseum this year as a "thank you" for ruining USC's otherwise perfect season last year?
Fight on!!!!
Posted by: shelly s. at August 13, 2004 11:20 AM (My8fB)
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Annika, I will be your Golden Bear ally all season long...
Oh, they had a little party down in Newport...
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August 10, 2004
Reminiscing About Jenjis
Isn't the fact that Kerry pronounced "Genghis Khan" as if it were spelled with two J's enough to disqualify him for sheer annoyingness?
Maybe not. But the full quote, considering the fact that it is a BOLDFACED LIE, is more than enough to disqualify him from getting my vote:
. . . not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command. . . .
They told the stories that at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam . . .
[emphasis added]
He used pretty specific, absolute and emphatic language to accuse every Vietnam veteran with his shameful broad brush. And i believe he spread those lies solely for reasons of selfish personal ambition.
Whether or not he was in Cambodia or whether he deserved his medals or whatever else he's being pilloried for nowadays, it's the "Winter Soldier" statement that i personally can't forgive him for.
More: Kerry is such a pompous ass, i'm surprised he didn't say "reminiscent of Temujin."
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He gave as his source for these atrocities a list of “soldiers” that he had talked to.
Not one of those “soldiers” had been in Vietnam and most of them had never been in the military. It was all made up.
This week Kerry said he got carried away and misspoke. He says this even though there are tapes of him reading his prepared speech to the Senate Committee.
Posted by: jake at August 10, 2004 05:00 PM (h4tU8)
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What a good sign that your species is going to be so easy to conquer that some of you actually think this Kerry guy would be a good leader. Mwuhahahaha!
Dum - dum - dum - dummmmm!
Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 10, 2004 05:45 PM (G5PGV)
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Here is an example of a bold-faced lie:
John Kerry is a great guy.
Kerry's lie about Genghis Khan, by contrast, was a
bald-faced lie.
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"But the full quote, considering the fact that it is a BOLDFACED LIE, is more than enough to disqualify him from getting my vote..."
Damn Miss Annika, I wonder if Kerry realizes how close you were to throwing your support behind him & how he blew it? I think he'd regret it if he knew you were on the fence till that quote came to your attention.
Posted by: Publicola at August 10, 2004 07:29 PM (Aao25)
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As a fan of Bush and not Kerry, I have to admit that Bush's butchering of the English language is just as annoying. I can't believe noone on his staff has said "psst, Mr. President, its pronouced nu-clear ... not nuke-cular"
Posted by: Peter at August 10, 2004 08:16 PM (7435K)
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Peter, why did no one ask Jimmy Carter the same thing? As much as I can't stand him, could it, perhaps, do you think, have anything to do with the fact that he was an engineer on a nuclear submarine, and still pronounced it that way? That's the way the word is pronounced in the South; get over it.
Posted by: Dave J at August 11, 2004 07:08 AM (VThvo)
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Publicola, are you getting me back for that 2% joke i made? ; )
Dave J is right, Peter. i myself have heard Carter pronounce it "nucular." Like i said about Teddy Kennedy's butchering of the language, Carter gets a pass from the media because he's a democrat.
Posted by: annika at August 11, 2004 08:25 AM (zAOEU)
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on the first day of nuclear physics ('for the informed citizen,' let's not pretend i'm a smarty) our prof spent forever making sure nobody left that room saying nucular. it's a pet peeve for me too.
anyway.
annika, i feel the same way. kerry's repeated lies are no misspeak. and he's not denying any of it, or even owning up to his past like bush did over his mistakes.
the white house won't take him to task for it because bush didn't serve in vietnam at all and they don't want that to be an issue in the campaign. but the rest of us should not be afraid to condemn such blatant dishonesty.
the medals thing is because one purple heart was self inflicted and another was from a rice grain, they were all insignificant and his means of getting out early (after four and a half months). he saved jim rassman when the guy fell from his boat because john kerry was quickly running away from fire instead of sticking it out with the other boats. he's so phony it hurts, and it's not even worth keeping track of all his lies.
but his testimony is by far the lowest act.
Posted by: candace at August 11, 2004 09:47 AM (bkDNd)
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annika,
go find the Simpsons clip where the spoiled nephew (?) of Mayor Quimby forces a French waiter to repronounce the word "chowder" over and over.
"It's Chow-der, Frenchie, not Chaud-er. . . "
Posted by: jcrue at August 11, 2004 05:20 PM (G9kk0)
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Conspiracy?
My copy of
Hugh Hewitt's book,
If It's Not Close, They Can't Cheat: Crushing the Democrats in Every Election and Why Your Life Depends on It, just arrived in today's mail. i ordered it from Amazon because it's been so hard to find in the bookstores.
i went to update my AllConsuming.com account, so that a picture of the book would appear on my sidebar, but lo and behold, i could not seem to access the information for that particular book, despite the fact that 89 other weblogs have mentioned it.
Is it a problem with AllConsuming.com's server, as they claim, or is it something more sinister?
Update: Ha ha, spoke too soon, i can access it now.
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Obviously, it was something more sinister. Satan likes to muck with your head, you know.
Posted by: Victor at August 11, 2004 08:12 AM (L3qPK)
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Dang that Satan guy. i hate him.
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August 09, 2004
The Heat
When is it going to rain? It's supposed to be over a hundred all week here. i miss the weather in San Francisco. It's sweater weather all year round. i'd love to be there right now.
The A's are still number one. The Giants are struggling to get back on top, and they might just do it since the Dodger's latest acquisition blew a fuse. The Raiders will suck again this year, as will the 49ers. But the Bay Area will be entering autumn soon, and it's a closely held secret that their best weather comes in fall.
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The Raiders would do just fine thank you.
Posted by: Dex at August 09, 2004 07:18 PM (Tm98h)
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The Giants? Are ye daft, woman? The Giants are yesterday's news.
Penny's blown fuse is nothing more than a sore bicep muscle, as confirmed by an MRI.
Have you checked out the River Cats at Raley Field? It is a lot more fun that worrying about a second division bunch of losers like the Giants. Try the barbecue stand at the end of left field; great ribs and a cold beer will take your mind off the heat and the pressures of law school.
Posted by: shelly s. at August 10, 2004 02:59 AM (AaBEz)
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I am the fucking sexiest blogger in the universe!
Posted by: Robert Mc-Clelland at August 10, 2004 02:05 PM (KohNc)
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i actually did see the rivercats a play few weeks ago. it was fun and we had real good seats. the rivercats kinda suck this year though.
Posted by: annika at August 10, 2004 02:30 PM (zAOEU)
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The Angels will catch the A's; the USC/CAL football game will be big, but between the Angels, Dodgers, Trojans and Lakers, I think it will be another tough year for the Bay Area vs/ SoCal.
Posted by: george at August 10, 2004 05:48 PM (8xavh)
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Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to
James Lileks. Everybody go over there and wish the king of bloggers a happy day!
Oh that's right. He doesn't have comments. In fact, he doesn't even want to be called a blogger. Oh well, happy happy anyway, James.
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Movies i Seen This Weekend
This weekend, i finally saw two movies i've been anxious to see for a while. One was awesome, and the other was interesting, but flawed.
The Bourne Identity was the awesome one. i had to pick up the DVD at Best Buy, so that i will be ready to see The Bourne Supremacy next. i'm detemined not to make the same mistake i made with the Lethal Weapon series, when i failed to see number 2 before seeing number three. Seriously, you can't see those movies out of sequence because the existence of Joe Pesci and Chris Rock are not explained and do not make sense in the third one. i was totally confused throughout.
Anyways, i liked The Bourne Supremacy very much. Lots of action, well edited and shot, and Matt Damon is such a cutie. He's so much better than Ben Afflack as an actor. i don't know how they're going to sustain the first movie's interest in the sequel, because a lot of what made Identity good is that the audience knew more than the hero. We knew Bourne's identity, and it was fun to watch him trying to figure it out. Now that he knows it too, i wonder whether Supremacy will be as interesting.
i've heard that the sequel will be about Bourne's getting even. Another revenge movie, like that hasn't been done to death. Now the second movie i saw this weekend, in an actual theater no less, was The Village, by M. Night Shyamalan (or as i like to say: M. Knight Shamalamadingdong). i'd been avoiding all conversation about this movie for some time because i didn't want anyone to spoil it for me. If you haven't seen it, don't read any further because i intend to talk about the secret.
As i watched the Village, i kept wondering what the allegory was. i was totally taken in by the fairy tale quality of the story. Then they had to go and ruin it by injecting reality at the end. They turned a quite charming story into a one punch-line joke. To no good effect, i thought.
In Shyamalan's earlier movie, which i liked a lot better, the one about the kid that sees dead people, he also strung the audience along for the whole movie only to spring the joke on them at the very end. However, in that case, the joke was totally unexpected and caused me to re-think the whole plot for hours after it was over. After seeing The Village, all i did was criticize how it didn't make sense. Plus, i kind of guessed that the village was some sort of "Colonial House," so i wasn't really surprised by the twist.
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I won't go into details since you ahven't seen it yet, but I didn't think
Supremacy was nearly as good. It just doesn't hold together as well.
Posted by: Dave J at August 09, 2004 12:34 PM (VThvo)
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I agree w/ Dave. I really wanted to like this movie. Lots of reviewers give it a thumbs-up, and it could have been, but the director killed this movie. Hope you like Cinema Verite. Fight scenes filmed three feet away from the actors with a handheld camera. It's nauseating. Picture the scene being filmed inside an airplane bathroom and you'll have an idea of what I'm talking about. Damon was good, though a bit stiff. This may well have been intentional.
The best (and by that I mean the most accurate and honest) review was found here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7648-2004Jul22.html
Unfortunately I didn't see the review until after the movie. Wait for the DVD.
Posted by: Andy at August 10, 2004 07:15 AM (bpH79)
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Saw it a couple of weeks ago with my wife. We were well-entertained. The above-referenced "cinema verite" was not overdone, IMNSHO. Whatever you do, be sure to read the original books by Ludlum. The movies stand well by themselves, despite some really significant departures from their sources, but the novels are engrossing reads. Just what you need as a 1L ;-)
Posted by: John Lanius at August 10, 2004 08:33 AM (Hs4rn)
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I liked
Supremacy a lot, and I didn't see the first one. But I also liked
the Village, mostly because I didn't have much in the way of nightmares, like I usually do. the dead people movie had me crying to sleep in fear for something like three days. not so great.
Posted by: candace at August 10, 2004 10:51 AM (ysNel)
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You are too funny.
My boyfriend also says "Shamylamadingdong."
Posted by: Amy at August 10, 2004 11:40 AM (RpVKX)
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It's tangential but I find it amusing, so speaking of Ludlum, I couldn't help but remember the following quote from
this piece in the Weekly Standard by Christopher Hitchens:
I used to play two subliterary games with Salman Rushdie. The first, not that you asked, was to re-title Shakespeare plays as if they had been written by Robert Ludlum. (Rushdie, who invented the game, came up with
The Elsinore Vacillation,
The Dunsinane Reforestation,
The Kerchief Implication, and
The Rialto Sanction.)
Posted by: Dave J at August 10, 2004 02:18 PM (VThvo)
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Hey, I call him Shamylammadingdong, too! (And I'm not Amy's boyfriend.)
I didn't mind the reality intruding on the end. But I minded that he's made the "trick ending" such a device of his that you end up focusing on it. I had it figured out before the movie, then I thought, "nahhhh, it can't be that easy," then I was really getting into the movie itself, but every once in a while, I'd be like 'naaaaaahhhh, it can't be that easy." Then it was. Then I threw down my popcorn and said, "Damn you, Shamydong. Damn you to hell!"
Posted by: ken at August 10, 2004 08:32 PM (TbHM4)
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August 07, 2004
Europe, Internationalism, And A New Twist On Old Style Balance Of Power Politics
Kenneth Timmerman's
The French Betrayal of America is not on my personal reading list, so i'm grateful to
Neil Uchitel for doing the reading and the reviewing so i don't have to.
. . . Timmerman shows how this inability of Europe, and especially the French, to wield power has made them pursue 'morally superior' means of checking AmericaÂ’s uncontested power. This is why Dominique de Villepin gave his speech before the U.N. stating that under no circumstances would France support AmericaÂ’s push for war. Not only did France have billions of dollars to lose from their oil contracts with Iraq . . . but it could simultaneously cover this hypocrisy and its inability to keep any rogue power in check (like their failure with the Serbs), but also keep itself among the power elite by morally upstaging America.
In the old days, say pre-WWII, the great powers would keep each other in check by relying on the threat of military force. Now, when Europe essentially has zero ability to threaten force, they cynically feign a moral force that they also do not have. Their appeal to international law and institutions is merely old style balance of power politics, repackaged for a new one-superpower world.
i'm anxious to see if the Timmerman book addresses whether Europe and the French government's coddling of extremist Islam is also part of a strategy to counter-balance America's military and economic advantage.
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August 06, 2004
That's My Schedule And i'm Sticking To It
i have one week left before law school orientation week begins.
Excitement!
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Best of luck. Law school is a lot of fun. Practice on the other hand . . .
Posted by: roach at August 06, 2004 10:42 AM (DHoAQ)
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Er, I don't know if "fun" is the first word I would've used, and I happen to love my job, roach, but to each their own. Good luck, Annika...we all know you'll kick some ass.
Posted by: Dave J at August 06, 2004 10:57 AM (VThvo)
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Remember:
First year, they scare you to death
Second year they work you to death
Third year, they bore you to death
Best of luck Annie. You'll be taking the oath before you know it and off and running in the greatest (and second oldest) profession on earth.
Posted by: shelly s. at August 06, 2004 04:32 PM (b/7hi)
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Please be a good lawyer, don't feel tempted by the dark side. I've had such bad experiences with attorneys, obviously most of those taking place in criminal court. I hope you do well!!!
Posted by: Brent at August 06, 2004 06:47 PM (w+y2e)
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Best of luck. Be sure to join the Federalist Society.
Posted by: Xrlq at August 07, 2004 10:30 AM (6DLYC)
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*grabs Annika by the ankle*
dont go, dont go!!
ok, if you have to go, please keep us up to date..on everything!!
Posted by: Jimi at August 08, 2004 06:38 PM (lN8eP)
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August 05, 2004
Lest We Forget
Just a blurb on the nightly news to most of us? Twenty seconds of footage and then on to the next story? Hell, i'm just as guilty of it as anybody -- taking for granted what our guys are going through over there. Back here on the home front, we're so easily distracted by the election follies. We're bored. We have short attention spans.
Ironically, the mainstream media, often criticized for sensasionalizing the news, is partly to blame. Stories like this seem so sterile, mundane. Oh no, more fighting, we think. A soldier died. Damn, we were going good there for a few days. Maybe we say a prayer. Maybe we don't. Either way our ass is still on that comfy couch while it's someone else's in a sweat soaked DCU.
But then a blog like CBFTW's will jolt me back to reality.
I'm not going to lie, I didn't want to go back. Fuck that shit, I don't want to get killed. That was the last place on earth I wanted to be. I was scared to death. But we had to go back, and we did.
Shit.
Holy shit. And now i remember -- that while i sit here in air conditioned comfort, sipping a coke and wondering how next to avoid that boring work project i've been putting off, and if i should return that guy's call later --
out there in some god-forsaken desert, men's hands grow numb from gripping the handles of a rattling .50 cal, and yeah maybe from fear too, but they fight like hell anyway and sometimes die too, though more often it's the enemy (the one's who would just as easily kill me if they could) that does the dying, and by the truckload, thank God.
And thank the United States Army and Marines.
Via Blackfive, who else?
Update: The story is much more personal for Sarah.
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Thanks for pointing us to this site. What these guys are going through each day simply amazes me. I thank God for our troops and pray for all of them each day.
Bill
Posted by: bill at August 05, 2004 07:31 PM (2KoM3)
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Amazement, yes. But it's also a matter of anger and sadness. Anger over the fact that there are still prehistoric assholes like Saddam and Ben Ladin out there to threaten us and force us to send our troops over there. Sadness when some don't come home.
Posted by: annika! at August 05, 2004 08:50 PM (2qybT)
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My Last Convention Related Post (i Think)
Who is this guy Bronco Bomber everybody is talking about? Sounds like a wrestler to me.
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August 04, 2004
Paris Troubles
i've been critical of Paris Hilton in the past, but no woman should be hit,
if indeed that's what happened to her.
The longer Paris Hilton remains silent on the cause of her two black eyes and that cut lip, the worse it's getting for boy band singer Nick Carter.
While Carter and his attorney continue to strongly deny the singer had anything to do with the reality show star's injuries, the rumors of an ugly altercation between the couple -- perhaps when the hotel heiress dumped Carter -- continue to circulate in Hollywood and New York.
Carter, well known for having an extremely short fuse and anger-management problems, is said to be close to a breakdown, brought on by the negative publicity splashing him across the front pages of every supermarket tabloid in the country. Music industry sources also say Carter's career -- which has been built on a "good guy image" -- could be hurt unless this story is quickly buried.
*A new report from the syndicated TV show "Extra" claims Hilton's injuries were caused during a catfight in a Los Angeles nightclub with 'a renowned Hollywood party girl.' Hilton's publicists have denied that story outright.
Pictures are here.
i have no way of knowing whether they've been photoshopped. On the one hand, i can't understand why Paris would leave the house and be seen in public with marks like that on her face and arms, assuming the pictures haven't been embellished. But on the other hand, maybe she wants everyone to see what a certain bastard did to her.
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and on the third hand, maybe Paris also likes any bit of publicity and attention- no matter what it is for.
I've occasionally enjoyed watching The Simple Life. There's something about Paris- some redeeming personality quality I instinctively sense- which semi-redeems all the other incredible bullshit in her spoiled rotten personality. I don't know what it is exactly, but I'm instinctively drawn to it- and it's nothing physical.
I don't find Paris' freakishly skinny body attractive. I'm more attracted to regular women with regular bodies.
Posted by: gcotharn at August 04, 2004 10:24 PM (PcgQk)
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Well, you know what they say about that cycle of violence. When Nick carter was dating one-hit-not-so wonder, Willa Ford, repotrs say she used to beat him up pretty badly. His little brother Aaron gave an interview saying he was glad when they broke up because he never thought his brother was safe with her...
Posted by: Dawn Summers at August 05, 2004 09:42 AM (sv6oS)
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It was on E! a while ago. That's as good as gold when it comes to news.
Posted by: candace at August 05, 2004 12:48 PM (PdzII)
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